The Gossip: According to Italian magazine Novella 2000, Cristiano Ronaldo has be relentless in his pursuit of Kevin-Prince Boateng’s fiancee, model Melissa Satta. Aka he’s been trying to ‘woo’ her.

The Gossip: According to Italian magazine Novella 2000, Cristiano Ronaldo has be relentless in his pursuit of Kevin-Prince Boateng’s fiancee, model Melissa Satta. Aka he’s been trying to ‘woo’ her.

The latest issue of the Italian tabloid reveals Ronaldo searched high and low for her number until her ex boyfriend, Christian ‘Bobo’ Vieri relented with her digits. Cristiano has allegedly sent Melissa some indiscreet photos of himself, which we’ll need proof of or else it didn’t happen. ‘Melissa has entered a dangerous game of flirtation with Ronaldo and the messages have increased in intensity’, a questionably credible source added.

So Crispy is a serial sexter and apparently, as Novella 2000 continues, he applied the same determined methodology to a string of beauties until something stuck. Cue Irina Shayk, etc etc etc.

The Grade: D-. Way too far fetched and silly to be true. Also, we want these lie-maker-uppers’ jobs because they seem easier than our own. Also also, this story was only worth our time because of the lead photo we were able to use.